Jul
28th
Mon
28th
Blessings by the Pound!
We’ve all been accosted by Jesus guy at one point or another - I was buying an empanada when one of god’s self-appointed emissaries compared my empty stomach to the spiritual void in my life. They’re impossible to talk to because all they do is talk AT you, so I usually just nod, take the flyer and beat a retreat in the opposite direction.
This one, however, caught my eye. First, what’s a “super mass”? Is it like Joel Osteen’s 16,000-strong Sunday get-togethers? Can I get my cat blessed? Is it like a sale on paper towel - do they limit blessings to three per client? Is god French? A free Panty Raid t-shirt for the first person who reports back with a photo or two.
